THE RANDY ROMANCE NOVELIST by Meghan Quinn
Scheduled to release: April 12, 2016
Cover designer: Meghan Quinn
It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers.
For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.
My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.
I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.
This is my life after my happily ever after…
5 Hilarious Stars
OMG I laughed so hard.. This has to be the most entertaining book I have ever read.
I made the mistake of thinking I was only going to be able to read a little bit before I went to bed. Needless to say that did not happen. I was up all night never put in down till the very last page. I kept him husband up most of the night with my sporadic laughing fits. He actually gave up on trying to sleep and had me read to him because he just couldn't believe that a book could have me laughing so hard I was crying. "He spent the entire night up with me laughing right along with me
until he had to leave for work. Needless to say he came home and took over my tablet. I have NEVER seen that man pick up a book ever.
The Randy Romance Novelist in the story of Henry and Rosie. This story continues where we left off in the The Virgin Romance Novelist. Rosie has a knack for getting herself into the most unusual situations. And I think the world needs more Henry's . That man is solid gold..
I highly recommend reading and if you have yet to read " The Virgin Romance Novelist" do it now also. Both story will have you in a fit of laughter.
I WOULD ALSO LOVE FOR THERE TO BE ANOTHER BOOK.
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Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch.
I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience.
My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups.
But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…
About the Author:
Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if "It's Raining Men" starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped.
Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing... enter her first novel, Caught Looking.
Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!
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